Living the #yolo life

This is great.

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(via orgasm)

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy, via stay-ocean-minded)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via pizza)

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via pizza)

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

(via pizza)