Living the #yolo life

This is great.

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via shoooey)

meladoodle:

I saw my soulmate from a distance in a cafe but he ran away before I could get his number/address/a piece of his shirt to smell at night. I drew him so if any of you see him, get in touch. This is me being sad because I get the feeling I’ll never see him again. :-/

meladoodle:

I saw my soulmate from a distance in a cafe but he ran away before I could get his number/address/a piece of his shirt to smell at night. I drew him so if any of you see him, get in touch. This is me being sad because I get the feeling I’ll never see him again. :-/

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via guy)