Living the #yolo life

This is great.

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via tbotofficial)

  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via gnarly)

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

(via guy)